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Braylon Edwards’ beard drunk drives him to deviance.

Driving drunk in Manhattan has got to be one of the dumbest crimes in the history of crime. ┬áIt’s like getting arrested for kidnapping in Malaysia, where I have it on good authority babies are both plentiful and complimentary. According … Continue reading

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Golden Tate and the great Seattle donut heist

Seahawks’ undrafted rookie, Golden Tate, had an insatiable craving for some maple bars at 3am on Saturday. Since his Bellevue apartment is in the same building as Top Pot Doughnuts, the wide receiver usually treats the famous shop as an … Continue reading

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Santana Moss: the first name to drop from the 2009 HGH Summer Tour

I hate to say I told you so, but remember that blog I posted yesterday? The one below this one, warning Crookball managers that there was a PED probe on the way? While I took my chances and picked up … Continue reading

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Crook alert! NFL players in pending probe of PED’s!

Canadian doctor, Anthony Galea, was busted for smuggling performance enhancing drugs across the border last summer and injecting NFL players in eight cities with human growth hormone and “other substances.” If you were on the East Coast last year and … Continue reading

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