Tag Archives: DUI

Braylon Edwards’ beard drunk drives him to deviance.

Driving drunk in Manhattan has got to be one of the dumbest crimes in the history of crime.  It’s like getting arrested for kidnapping in Malaysia, where I have it on good authority babies are both plentiful and complimentary. According … Continue reading

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Brawl in the family.

Marquis Daniels’ step father, Willie L. Buie, was forcibly removed from Amway arena earlier this week during game two of the Eastern Conference Finals. He reportedly yelled expletives, refused to leave and swung his arms at officers. While parents getting … Continue reading

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Big B.A.L.

The Perennially lottery-bound T-Wolves were hit with another blow this past weekend. No, not losing again by an average margin of 8.7 points (second worst in the NBA). Their “star” and cartoony hippo look-a-like Al Jefferson was busted driving drunk. … Continue reading

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