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The Philadelphia Philthies.

Fact–they’re the hottest team in baseball. Fact–they’ve won eleven straight games. Fact–their fans are the scum of the Earth. They really are. If there’s a roster spot for fans next season I can see them going early, like Lindsay Lohan … Continue reading

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The NFL has found its Shawn Kemp

The New York Jets fronted a Baby Bonus of $500,000 to their newly acquired cornerback, Antonio Cromartie. If you’re looking for a probable crook, this guy has a shut-down corner on the Bitches category. The Jets are restructuring the remaining … Continue reading

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More Crookwatch: Big Ben assaults again

The Steelers’ classy QB, Ben Roethlisberger, sexually assaulted a young woman in the bathroom of the Capital City Club in Milledgeville, Georgia. How is it that no one has this guy on their roster? I’m appalled at myself. We haven’t … Continue reading

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