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Missing: JR Smith’s gambling money, Gucci bags, rolexes and a story that makes sense

I am as eager for JR Smith to start crookin’ this offseason as he is anxious for something to happen in his life. I thought for sure his offseason boredom would translate into points already. I mean, he’s already gotten … Continue reading

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How a Crook uses Twitter to snag bitches

I’m spectin’ to get some points in the Bitches column pretty soon. – Co-mish, Snitches Get Stitches

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Story update: Jerry Joseph is really Guerdwich Montimere!

Remember this? Well, 33% of you who took the poll were right! As far as the other 2/3, I don’t even know what you were thinking. I mean seriously, three of you thought he was a chicken. A chicken! You … Continue reading

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16 going on 23?

Some coaches are convinced that 16 year old high school basketball sensation Jerry Joseph is really 22 year old former high school basketball sensation, Guerdwich Montimere. Others believe that he is a Haitian alien in this country illegally. Montimere’s former … Continue reading

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Crookwatch: Stephen A. Smith heard shouting in the Brooklyn Public Library

One would think former ESPN NBA analyst, Stephen A. Smith, fits the profile of a Crook—lost his high-profile job, fell out of the limelight, etc. Turns out the Billy Mays (RIP) of sportscasting spends his off-time giving back. Stay away, … Continue reading

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