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The Philadelphia Philthies.

Fact–they’re the hottest team in baseball. Fact–they’ve won eleven straight games. Fact–their fans are the scum of the Earth. They really are. If there’s a roster spot for fans next season I can see them going early, like Lindsay Lohan … Continue reading

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Baby makes a case for including fans in Crookball. Of course, Baby is at a Phillies game.

It’s not too late to vote on this issue! And Phillies baseball has a lot more season to go. See previous post of Phillies fan delinquency.

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One hit? That’s all we got, one goddamn hit?

Cleveland Indians announcer Bruce Drennan illustrates, in detail, why his team is more loathed than the unlikeable Red Sox. Harry Doyle would be proud, Bruce, with or without the Jack. Eh, Monty?

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Phillies fan gets tasered in left field, one-ups vomiting brethren

As if it couldn’t get worse for the tainted image of the cheese steak snorting sports fans of Philadelphia. As you may recall, last month Matthew Clemmens of Cherry Hill, NJ pulled the trigger on an off-duty cop and vomited … Continue reading

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The Cleveland Indians will soon be dealing blackjack at a call center near you

In a move for more market share in print media, Rupert Murdoch recently introduced Wall Street Journal readers to a sports section, one that would be “smarter” than the lowlife New York Times. Rather than feature the typical recaps, stats, … Continue reading

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