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Braylon Edwards’ beard drunk drives him to deviance.

Driving drunk in Manhattan has got to be one of the dumbest crimes in the history of crime. ┬áIt’s like getting arrested for kidnapping in Malaysia, where I have it on good authority babies are both plentiful and complimentary. According … Continue reading

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Recent transactions

Nate Robinsomeone add: Dez Bryant (NFL) drop: LenDale White add: LeGarette Blount (BIG flex) drop: Andre Smith The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers add: Corey Dillon (retired) drop: Gary Sheffield add: Al Horford (intl) drop: Francisco Elson Request to add LeGarette … Continue reading

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The Jersey bore

The New Jersey Nets have been quite a surprise disgrace this season. Not only is there a good chance they’ll end up with a single digit in the win column, an astonishing feat in an 82 game season, but they … Continue reading

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