Category Archives: Doin' Work

In-game misconduct.

The Philadelphia Philthies.

Fact–they’re the hottest team in baseball. Fact–they’ve won eleven straight games. Fact–their fans are the scum of the Earth. They really are. If there’s a roster spot for fans next season I can see them going early, like Lindsay Lohan … Continue reading

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Chris Pronger is a puck snatcha!

Chris Pronger-member of the Philadelphia Flyers, and Charlie Sheen’s Wild Things, raised some pronounced brows this week when he stole game pucks from the first two games of the Stanley Cup Finals. He was apparently upset by losing both games … Continue reading

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Story update: Jerry Joseph is really Guerdwich Montimere!

Remember this? Well, 33% of you who took the poll were right! As far as the other 2/3, I don’t even know what you were thinking. I mean seriously, three of you thought he was a chicken. A chicken! You … Continue reading

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Honestly, who throws a towel?

During game two of the Eastern Conference Semis, the Celtics had a commanding lead over the favored Cavs. 68% career free throw shooter J.J. Hickson was at the line and Danny Ainge decided to make it rain…towels. The Boston Celtics … Continue reading

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16 going on 23?

Some coaches are convinced that 16 year old high school basketball sensation Jerry Joseph is really 22 year old former high school basketball sensation, Guerdwich Montimere. Others believe that he is a Haitian alien in this country illegally. Montimere’s former … Continue reading

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The NBA. Where a fining happens.

The first round of the NBA playoffs has been awesome so far: two triple doubles from MC Bron Bron, a Paul Pierce Buzzer-beater to ice the Miami D-Wades, a fantastic 8th seed crushing a cocky as humanly possible 1 seed to … Continue reading

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Tim Tebow is going to throw a lot of Hail Marys.

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