Category Archives: Bitches

Actions and allegations involving women, significant others or spouses

The Philadelphia Philthies.

Fact–they’re the hottest team in baseball. Fact–they’ve won eleven straight games. Fact–their fans are the scum of the Earth. They really are. If there’s a roster spot for fans next season I can see them going early, like Lindsay Lohan … Continue reading

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How a Crook uses Twitter to snag bitches

I’m spectin’ to get some points in the Bitches column pretty soon. – Co-mish, Snitches Get Stitches

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Innocent until proven filthy

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Michael Irvin – an example of irony

Michael Irvin was slated to make the keynote address at the annual fundraiser for Texas-based nonprofit, Worth the Wait, this month in Amarillo. As you can probably guess from its title, the program’s mission is to preach abstinence while educating … Continue reading

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The NFL has found its Shawn Kemp

The New York Jets fronted a Baby Bonus of $500,000 to their newly acquired cornerback, Antonio Cromartie. If you’re looking for a probable crook, this guy has a shut-down corner on the Bitches category. The Jets are restructuring the remaining … Continue reading

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More Crookwatch: Big Ben assaults again

The Steelers’ classy QB, Ben Roethlisberger, sexually assaulted a young woman in the bathroom of the Capital City Club in Milledgeville, Georgia. How is it that no one has this guy on their roster? I’m appalled at myself. We haven’t … Continue reading

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