Author Archives: fantasycrookball
Driving drunk in Manhattan has got to be one of the dumbest crimes in the history of crime. It’s like getting arrested for kidnapping in Malaysia, where I have it on good authority babies are both plentiful and complimentary. According … Continue reading
Fact–they’re the hottest team in baseball. Fact–they’ve won eleven straight games. Fact–their fans are the scum of the Earth. They really are. If there’s a roster spot for fans next season I can see them going early, like Lindsay Lohan … Continue reading
I am as eager for JR Smith to start crookin’ this offseason as he is anxious for something to happen in his life. I thought for sure his offseason boredom would translate into points already. I mean, he’s already gotten … Continue reading
Seahawks’ undrafted rookie, Golden Tate, had an insatiable craving for some maple bars at 3am on Saturday. Since his Bellevue apartment is in the same building as Top Pot Doughnuts, the wide receiver usually treats the famous shop as an … Continue reading
It’s not too late to vote on this issue! And Phillies baseball has a lot more season to go. See previous post of Phillies fan delinquency.
I’m spectin’ to get some points in the Bitches column pretty soon. – Co-mish, Snitches Get Stitches