This doesn’t have anything to do with sports, but it is worthy of making one Santonio Holmes incredibly jealous. Steven Slater, a Queens-based Jet Blue flight attendant, cursed out an airplane full of passengers upon landing at New York’s JFK airport, then pulled the emergency chute and slid off with as many beers as he could carry. The flight, by the way, came in from Pittsburgh.
Yes, he somehow made it out of the airport without getting gunned down. The cops apprehended him at his home, where he was found mid-coitus with his partner. No rodeo reported.