Galea went on an eight-week, eight-city spree, ingecting 23 NFL players with HGH and other fun things.
Canadian doctor, Anthony Galea, was busted for smuggling performance enhancing drugs across the border last summer and injecting NFL players in eight cities with human growth hormone and “other substances.” If you were on the East Coast last year and picked up a needle-totin’ hitchhiker who spelt words with unnecessary U’s, this was probably the guy. According to the ESPN report, 23 unidentified athletes are cited in court documents that were released this week after an eight-month investigation. Check out the full story here
It’s only a matter of time before the NFL and its affiliate, Fantasy Crookball, uncover the athletes’ names through McCarthiatic tactics. Until then, this story should serve as a powerful guide for you Crookballers to make some intelligent roster changes.
You may think I have an advantage being a co-mish, but you are wrong. I have an advantage because 11 of the 23 players were Brownies! Stay tuned for my roster moves. WOOF! WOOF!
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