Story update: Jerry Joseph is really Guerdwich Montimere!

Remember this? Well, 33% of you who took the poll were right! As far as the other 2/3, I don’t even know what you were thinking. I mean seriously, three of you thought he was a chicken. A chicken! You gotta feel for the kid old fella though. Think about it: If you were only good at one thing, wouldn’t you want to just keep doing it over and over…and over ? Montimere was obviously not good enough to make it in the NCAA and at 6′ 5″ the “center” would be laughable in the NBA. Although he averaged over 20pts in the final nine games of the season, his team was still bounced from playoffs in the 1st round–damn kids. Montimere faces up to six months in prison and a $2,500 fine. Not too steep a price for this fantasy basketball camp. When asked if he would do it all over again if he had the chance he responded, “Wait! Is that like seriously an option?”

-Co-Mish, The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

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