According to the New York Post, the self-inflicting Plaxico Burress had told a prison guard at the Oneida Correctional Facility that he had permission to use his cell phone to call his attorney. When the warden found out about this lie, he grounded Plax from using his phone for a whole week, and took away his recreational privileges for a month. Yes, Plax was given a cell phone for his time in jail to help satiate his Brickbreaker addiction.
This little troublemaker would have put up a total of 24 points from prison! Maybe I should hold onto Jayson Williams, at least until he finds Jesus.
– Co-mish Snitches Get Stitches