The NFL has found its Shawn Kemp

The New York Jets fronted a Baby Bonus of $500,000 to their newly acquired cornerback, Antonio Cromartie. If you’re looking for a probable crook, this guy has a shut-down corner on the Bitches category.

Jets' cornerback Antonio Cromartie has seven kids with six women. But can he bring the reign?

The Jets are restructuring the remaining $1.7 million of his $12 million rookie contract so that he can take care of his seven kids by six women in five states. They hope to take care of his distractions so that Cromartie can help them win a Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai.

Read the story to your loved ones on Deadspin.

P.S. This pro bowl CB also assaulted a man with a deadly champagne bottle.

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