Professional athletes dominate the clock on Sportscenter with two kinds of highlights—spellbinding fans with incredible physical feats, and getting into outrageous amounts of trouble. Most fantasy leagues focus on the former. Fantasy Crookball does things a little differently. Instead of awarding points for great in-game performances like typical leagues, Crookball teams profit from poor performances in life. Got a DUI? That’s points. Tazed in a strip club? That’s points. Brought six guns to your team’s practice facility while hopped up on Guatemalan muscle relaxers? You bet your rims that’s points.
FCB does not condone the actions of these guilty parties, but since the media spends so much time covering these stories, we decided there ought to be a game to keep track of these transgressions.